Liturgy For the 25th Anniversary of Margaret Thatcher being refused an honorary degree by Oxford University

Beaker Folk assemble wearing 1980s studenty gear (college scarves, dirty jeans, anoraks, or as it may be duffel coats, tweedy coats if they think they're in Brideshead, Spandau Ballet lookalike outfits if they've wandered in from the Bullingdon by mistake).  All are to wear Gay Rights, Save the Whales or CND badges according to choice/preference, while carrying Anti-Apartheid banners and copies of Socialist Worker)

Archdruid:   Maggie!  Maggie!  Maggie!
All:   Out! Out! Out!

Archdruid:   Maggie!  Maggie!  Maggie!
All:   Out! Out! Out!

Archdruid:   Maggie!
All:   Out!


Archdruid:   Maggie!
All:   Out!

Archdruid:   Maggie!  Maggie!  Maggie!
All:   Out! Out! Out!

The Youngest Member of the Community Asks the Vital Question

Youngest Member (Keith if during school time, or, as it may be, one of the children): Who's Maggie?

Archdruid:  Oh well, that's politics.

Eggs may be thrown, before everyone heads off to the Kings Arms to elect Roland Rat as Chancellor.