Thursday 18 March 2010

Lent Scores so far

Archdruid: No red meat at all (except Laetere Sunday, of course, when half a cow was consumed).  But to be honest, pheasant and quail are starting to lose their appeal.

Hnaef: Well, if you're gonna have one drop of port....

Marston Mortaine: Giving up breathing didn't last too long.  He's back on it now.

Young Keith: Has only blown the side off one building all Lent.  A vast improvement.

Drayton Parslow: Plotting has been almost completely suspended.  But then he has been locked in the Gulfing Room since Ash Wednesday.

Burton Dasset: Has managed to give up sex for the whole of Lent so far without any evident difficulty.

Mrs Dasset: Has been most supportive of Burton.

Stacy Bushes: Thinks celibacy is over-rated.


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