Tuesday 26 October 2010

Drayton goes ballistic

Drayton's been a little hyperactive today.

As our resident fundamentalist he's always liable to get a bit hysterical. But today he announced that most Christians in England belong to one of two types of heretic. Drayton being Drayton, he therefore decided he was going to do something about it.
He's spent the afternoon going round estates in Milton Keynes, knocking on doors and demanding of the inhabitants to tell them whether they're Arians or Docetists. Most of them told him they were Church of England. so now Drayton's decided that most Christians in England belong to one of three types of heretic.

3 comments :

  1. I really miss Drayton. Though I'm not sure I want to be near him.

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  2. Phil, I've had a word with people in NE Leicestershire, and they say they don't miss him at all.

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  3. I have it on excellent authority that neither Mrs Collins nor Miss Tilney miss him at all.

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