Monday 16 May 2011

Weekly Notices

[Now converted from Neolithic to Gregorian Calendar]


Monday 16 May

Tuesday 17 May
(full moon)
8am - Pouring out of Beakers
10am - Coffee morning
12 noon - Cheese and Wine Lunch (bring your own wine)
2pm - "Realising your inner squirrel"
4pm - Awareness-raising tea & scones
6pm - Dinner
8pm - Filling up of Beakers
8am - Pouring out of Beakers
10am - Meditation by the Lake (in Moot House if raining)
12 noon - Frugal Lunch (Bring your own frugals)
2pm - Tuesday Strollers
4pm - Squinting at the light
6pm - Dinner
8pm - Filling up of Beakers
10pm - Gibbering at the moon

Wednesday 18 May
(full moon)
Thursday 19 May
8am - Pouring out of Beakers
10am - Reiki Ear Massage for Beginners
12 noon - Fungal Lunch (bring your own fungus)
2pm - Beetle Drive
4pm - League for the Protection of Beetles meeting
6pm - Dinner
8pm -Moot
10pm -Filling up of beakers, with Howling at the Moon
4am - Barking at the Moon
8am - Pouring out of Beakers
10am - Sound of Silence (Bring your own stringless banjo)
12 noon - Faith Lunch (bring your own faith)
2pm - Left-wing post-imperial middle class guilt symposium
4pm - Squirming
6pm - Dinner
8pm - Filling up of Beakers

Friday 20 May
(waning gibbous moon)
Saturday 21 May

8am - Pouring out of Beakers
10am - Songs of Praise
12 noon - Lack-of-faith Lunch (Meet at McDonalds, Kingston)
2pm - Light snooze
4pm - "Tea lights and raffia - why the two don't mix" (Hnaef leads a discussion and practical session. Bring your own fire extinguisher)
6pm - Dinner
8pm - Filling up of Beakers
8am - Pouring out of Beakers
10am - "Over 40s" group
11 am - "Over 50s" group
12 noon - "Over 60s group" with Quiche lunch (bring your own over-60)
1pm - "Wouldn't like to say how old they are" group.
2pm - Tuesday Strollers
4pm - Discussion - why don't we ever manage to engage in Mission? (Eileen leads with a picture of the outside world)
6pm - Dinner
8pm - Filling up of Beakers

5 comments :

  1. I have already realised my inner squirrel and am well on the way to enlightenment :)

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  2. Is the Beaker Calendar a day behind? It seems to be Monday 16th May in most of the UK.

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  3. Mr PaulB (I won't call you Father because of the super-injunction) - I'm afraid we were running on the Neolithic calendar and had missed a leap-moon. Thanks for pointing out our mistake.

    Yewtree, I'd also suspected so...

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  4. I'm with Suem - brilliant!

    I would try ti realise my inner squirrel, but then I might feel duty-bound to consume muself in a sandwich...

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