Today we celebrate a great monk and scientist.
We have hunted for evidence that he lost his faith, gave wild parties, or once employed a former journalist from the News of the World. Unsuccessfully. We reckon he was just a good guy and a decent scientist (albeit one who accidentally created a race of killer bees).
Young Keith won't be joining us, he's in the Stretching Room trying to create a race of long-necked spiders. Some people won't be told.
Introit: Four Peas - a Jolly Good Fellow
Confessional: The Gene Genie
Gradual: Don't be silly, this is genetics,.not blending inheritance.
Offertory: Runny from the bee
Recessional: All we are saying, is give peas a chance.