Wednesday 9 November 2011

Chavstapo

Now, don't get me wrong: I've got nothing against common people. I may be posh, myself, and I realise that, as a posh (read, "normal") person, there were some slight imbalances in social justice towards me. But this has gone too far.

Having forcibly – and understandably – rectified the Versailles-type injustices and humiliations foisted on the posh community, the UK's victorious Chavstapo are now on a roll. Their common-people-rights stormtroopers take no prisoners as they annex our wider culture, and hotel owners, registrars, magistrates, doctors, counsellors, and foster parents … find themselves crushed under the chintz jackboot.

Thanks especially to the green light from a permissive Beaker hierarchy, the common Wehrmacht is on its long march through the institutions and has already occupied the Sudetenland social uplands of the Beaker Folk, the educational establishment, the politically-correct hi-viz brigade. Following a plethora of equalities legislation, common people are now protected and privileged by class orientation regulations and have achieved legal equality by way of universal suffrage. But it's only 1938 and Nazi expansionist ambitions are far from sated.

I think we can all agree that this is just wrong, and ought to be remedied.

Note: I have been "pretty careful" to distinguish between the leadership of common rights groups and "ordinary common people".

2 comments :

  1. It's all gone wrong since Margaret Thatcher became the first openly-common Prime Minister.

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  2. I've never understood how a Prime Minister who hasn't been bullied on the Playing Fields of Eton, who has 'fagged'for the senior years and has got a first class honours degree in politics from Oxbridge, actually became prime minister, let alone succeeded in getting the Adverts of the front page of the Times?

    Perhaps it's something to do with being a Grocers' daughter? If so, pity that grocers' are a dying out.

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