Tuesday 15 November 2011

Nativity of Frida from ABBA

Liturgical Dress: Spandex, Big Hair - Roller Skates and Ruffled Shirts optional

Archdruid: Voulez-vous?

All: Ah-ha.

Archdruid: Flying high, high - I'm a bird in the sky.

All: I'm an eagle.

Commination

Archdruid: You're a tease and you turn 'em on Leave them burning and then you're gone Looking out for another, anyone will do You're in the mood for a dance.

All: The judges will decide. The likes of me abide. Spectators of the show. Always lying low.

Ritual of not wanting to share the "hug of peace" because you need a quiet moment to yourself

All: I don't wanna talk if it makes you feel sad. And I understand You come to shake my hand.

Recessional ("Abba,  Father")

Borrowed 1970s Dad: "Who are that on Top of the Pops? Even the men look like girls."

All: Abba, Father.

The Inevitable Dismissal

Alan Partridge: Knowing me, Archdruid Partridge - knowing you, the Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley.

All: Ah-ha!

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