If Real Life were like Facebook:
All your closest friends would be people you'd barely met.
Everyone would be in their holiday or party clothes.
You'd only notice someone wasn't your friend any more if you compared this week's list with last week's.
If you wanted attention, you'd just go into work and go "...doesn't want to talk about it."
Everyone would constantly have a drink in their hands.
We'd spend all our time farming.