Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Quick Resistant Materials Joke

Bad news from the Woodwork Worship Workshop. The people who believe in rustic, unfinished, country-style woodcrafts have fallen out with the people who like sandpaper and creating a smooth finish. They've accused them of following the Wesleyan doctrine of perfection, and they want out.

So they've formed a splinter group.


  1. That reminds me of the joke about the Church Carpenters who weren't allowed to take communion because they weren't Joiners!! Boom, Boom.

  2. I'd give a bunch of splitters like that the axe too..


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