Sunday 9 December 2012

Apocalyptic Weather Headlines and their Translation

Daily Express: "Three-month Siberian Monster-Freeze will grind Britain to a Halt"

Translation: It's gonna be a bit parky.

Luke Robinson: "New Ice Age God's punishment for marriage of gay female bishops"

Translation: It's gonna be a bit parky.

Daily Mirror: "Snowmaggedon!"

Translation: It's gonna be a bit parky.

James Delingpole: New Ice Age coming! Burn the windfarms to keep warm!

Translation: It's gonna be a bit parky.

Guardian: "Cold winters will be a thing of the past with Global Warming"

Translation: It's gonna be a bit parky.

Sun: "Phew, what a Chilla! Three months of Snowpocalypse to come!"

Translation: It's gonna be a bit parky.

Daily Star: "Happy Sexmas! Fifty festive frolics!"

Translation: It's gonna be even colder than normal, for some readers.

Daily Mail: "Immigrants rain like cats and dogs all over the UK, stealing British salt stocks"

Translation: It's gonna be a bit parky.

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