Caiaphas announces 10% increase in needle sizes, 10% reduction in camels.
"In my father's house are many rooms" - Jesus of Nazareth faces unprecedented benefit cut.
Meek suffer inheritance tax increase.
Can the Ark of the Covenant cause tumours? (Answer - Yes)
Lazarus told, "Forget the sores, you're fit to work." Dives gets unexpected final demand.
"That ointment could have been sold and the money given to a rich person" - Judas
Jeconiah warns Nebuchadnezzar - "Jewish spears are capable of striking the far side of the Jordan. Just. If we try really hard".
Zadok the Priest resigns as Absolom takes over as manager of Jerusalem Utd.
Eve naked - those racy shots by Michaelangelo.