Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Unlimited Source of Renewable Energy Discovered

They're calling it the power source that could revolutionise renewable energy.

An almost-unlimited source of power. A portable generator in paper form.

Basically, all you have to do is put the average Daily Mail issue in front of the average liberal, and you can boil a kettle with the excess heat that is generated. It never fails, it works at the press of a URL, and it could stave off global warming (which the Fail doesn't believe in) for years to come.


  1. Genius! - and more carbon efficient than belly button fluff.

  2. Would it not work the other way round as well? Present some comments to the Average Dail Fail reader, and the fear and outrage would certainly rival that from a liberal. For instance:

    "All this immigration puts pressure on housing, which puts up house prices"

    "Roast beef, like other red meats, is bad for you"

    "Who should have had the grander funeral: Margaret or Diana?"

  3. And I thought my little weakness was private!


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