Thursday 13 June 2013

Liturgy for St Anthony's Day

Archdruid: Peace be with you.

All: Sorry, Eileen, we've lost our service sheets. Any ideas?

Archdruid: Nah, forget it. They'll probably turn up when we least expect it.

1 comment :

  1. Oh, of course, Anthony of Padua, I was thinking of the chap who left his village and lived among the tombs and the demons made him cut himself.
    No that was the Gaderene demoniac.
    Where's the patron saint of lost memory when you need him.

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