What about an ecumenical service in the old pagoda - with all the hymns accompanied on the banjo?
With the one-eye-yellow-idol worshippers?
You are mixing your monologues (Kipling v Milton Hayes). That's not ecumenisn - it's syncretism.
I wouldn't know, I've never Kippled.(Is that the right joke?)
Sadly, yes - but I find that hard to believe of a Thomas Hardy fan. Surely you need some light relief and a bakewell tart from time to time?
Can it be truly ecumenical if one group doesn't think one of the others is a bunch of idol-worshippers?
Light or heavy relief given. Terms on request.#BakewellTart
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