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Tuesday, 20 August 2013

A Review of the Ministry of Women

I have received a letter from the Druidical Synod in response to my complaints. It reads,

"Dear Burton

I may have the body of a weak woman, but I have the hockey stick of a Norse Berserker. I suggest you stick to thinking about spiritual, not physical, matters.

Regards

Charlii"

Sound pastoral theology there, I think. Maybe I should be lighting more tea lights.

3 comments :

  1. Hoist by a hockey stick.

    Never play hockey against female opposition - they are quite vicious and know exactly where to accidentally on purpose to place a hockey stick to make your eyes water :(

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  2. That is a lesson worth learning as theory rather than a practical.

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  3. That is a lesson worth learning as theory rather than a practical.

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