Keep an eye out for the Vampires down in the old ruins. They're ruing the day they decided to make a few quid by setting up that "Fangs of Fear Experience" centre.
It was a great success, and they had to get extra staff in - especially because it meant they could open during the day. But under the new Government rules, the employees they took on are entitled to Stakeholder Pensions.
It's naturally made the vampires very nervous. We've asked them what they plan to do about it, but they're proving hard to pin down.
They might be making a few quid, but the silly bleeders are putting it into a Zombie bank account. http://www.allaboutmoney.com/accounts/news/the-rise-of-zombie-bank-accounts-0-4986.htm
ReplyDeleteDaylight robbery.