In an attempt to be more "relevant" to Daily Mail readers, the candidates will have to promise to reject:
- The European Union and all its works
- Biscuits, chocolate, cauliflower, orange juice and "all other foods that give you cancer"
- Benefits-claiming of any kind
- Being Romanian
- Rational scientific or political thought.
A senior cleric in the Church of England said he did wish to be named. Quite often, if possible.