Archdruid: Do you, Chris, wish consciously to be uncoupled from Gwynnie?
Chris: I do.
Archdruid: And do you, Gwynnie...
Gwynnie: Don't call me Gwynnie.
Archdruid: And do you, Gwyneth, wish consciously to be uncoupled from Chris?
Gwynnie: I do.
Archdruid: A marriage bond being set aside, especially in situations where there are children involved, is nearly always a sad situation. It speaks of hopes that have - maybe quietly over the years - died. Shared vision that is now faded. A flame that has burnt out. Whatever our views on marriage, we should all have sympathy, a sense of sadness, and a feeling that, because a family must come to terms with a loss - a kind of bereavement - we are all diminished. So why on earth did you put out such a pretentious press release? What did you think you were playing at? It just tells us your hippy-dippy, probiotic, macrocosmic ways are more important than other people wishing you well, maybe even more important than the fact you should be mourning a relationship's end. Nevertheless, we wish you well. For your kids' sake, and your own. Go forth, and uncouple consciously. Whatever that means.