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Saturday, 26 April 2014

The Church Pressure Group Generator


It's a rule as old as the hills. If you're going to have a Christian lobby, pressure group, think tank or get-together of likeminded souls, you need to give it a two-word name.

The rule says - the first word is some kind of adjective - normally a verbal adjective like "Condescending", although it could be another kind such as "Anglican" or "Evangelicals".

The second word is a kind of tortured noun - normally an abstract one but sometimes it's an adjective that's been nounified, like "Evangelicals".

Put them together and what do you get? You get a brand new Christian pressure group. Note - before using this actual name,check. There's a 50:50 chance it already exists.







11 comments :

  1. So far tody I've had to answer the door to the Seventh Day Parsee Faith, the Salvation Confucianist Heresy and the Hari Taoist League.

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  2. I had Celebrating Puginism, which made me ridiculously happy :-)

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    1. That is in their mission statement, I believe.

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  3. I got Angry Crismatics. Love it!

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  4. Bridge-building Anglicans? It has to be malfunctioning. :-) Let's have another go....

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  5. I got Condemning Baptists, which obviously I wouldn't dream of doing for who am I to judge?

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  6. Condemning Ecclesiasticalism - that was just the term I was searching for for that group I'm about to set up. Now I just need a Mission Statement generator to help me work out what we'll be doing.

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  7. Thinking Narnians......how come you know me so well?

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  8. Messy Baptists... it knows me well...

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  9. I could get stuck on this page forever
    considerate calvanism
    moderating evangelicals
    uncomprehending darbyites
    again
    again
    again

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