Not very welcoming, Eileen. As an occasional church cleaner, I prefer to be positive and helpful with my notices"Feel free to feed your children biscuits , raisins, or crisps in the pew. The church's pet rat will immediately emerge and take care of any crumbs in the pew"."Parents - please be aware that our hymnbooks are made from non-organic GM paper, and we cannot guarantee that any baby chewing them will leave here without a tail".
I like Jadis' comments much better... and funnier. Where is your page?
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