We all know about Anglican Mainstream, I presume? A church group that's generally opposed to stuff.
But I'm delighted to discover there's a Tory group called Conservative Grassroots. In case you can't guess, it's there to represent grassroots Tories.
But what if you were a grassroots Tory who's generally opposed to stuff in Church? Which group would represent you?
So I'm starting up a cross-over pressure group just for these people. I'm gonna call it "Traditionalist Water-Meadows".