All: So... The temperature is warm already. There's a happy sun on the forecast. There's a hosepipe ban being contemplated in Somerset.
Archdruid: Are there UV warnings?
All: Yea, verily.
Archdruid: And is the pollen count like unto the grains of sand upon the beach, or unto the hordes of Gunner-ites claiming they always said it was right to stick with Arsene Wenger?
All: Yea, even unto the fourth generation.
Archdruid: Then I must consult the holy tree of clout-casting prognostication.
All: YES, EILEEN. THE MAY IS OUT!
Archdruid: Then cast your clout while ye may.
Reading from the Book of Genesis, 2:25 - "And the man and the woman were both naked, but they were not ashamed."
Archdruid: NOT THAT MUCH CASTING!