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Monday, 26 May 2014

Election Results - Market Sodsbury European Constituency

Bertie Wooster (Jolly Good Bloke, Hurrah for Tweed Trousers Party) - 30%

Mrs McCorkadale (Blister on Society Party) - 27%

Ginger Winship (In awe of Strong Intelligent Women Party)  - 25%

Madeleine Basset (Stars are God's Daisy Chain Party) - 12%

Roderick Spode - lost deposit


Reginald Jeeves - did not stand. Did not need to. Remains in control.

3 comments :

  1. Hearty congratulations to Mr Wooster and his campaign committee.

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  2. I heard Mr Spode on the wireless this morning explaining that this result was actually a triumph for the black shorts and a clear demonstration that they are on course to with the forthcoming general election.

    The interviewer did not reveal whether or not, Spode was wearing footer bags.

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  3. Miss Basset complained that there was absolutely no coverage of the Blessed Damozel in the media, which spent all its time trying to get photographs of Bertie Wooster looking stupid.

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