I am a lighthouse
A shining and bright house.
If you are drawn to my light
You'll smash onto the rocks.
Because a lighthouse is a warning
It's not meant to be attractive.
Actually, when you think about it
a lighthouse is a very bad metaphor.
And Brighthouse sells you electrical devices you can't afford
at remarkable interest rates.
So thinking about it,
I'm not going to be singing this one again.
Doesn't make much sense
and has awkward connotations.