Sumer is icumen in,
Loude sing Farage!
Tube trains strykke, get on thy bykke,
It's in ye garryge.
Boris lusteth after lass,
Cowell's on telly once aggen,
Stephen Frie twittering, Rees-Mogg wittering
Pour out gynne then!
We'll never know peace now:
Twelve-month till the polls now!
Sumer is icumen in is the earliest-know English "rota". It must have been a simpler time. Nobody got double-booked, and there's no mention of coffee.