A great occasion in the end, was Wilfrog's funeral.
Once again we were stymied on the question of a proper, authentic Beaker funeral. We were told that the traditional "fireship" was out of the question, as the duck pond just ain't big enough to allow it.
So instead it was a cremation followed by pyrotechnics. Wilfrog being a lifelong Watford fan, we loaded his ashes into a rocket in the shape and colours of Harry the Hornet.
In the end, it was what he would have wanted. We shot it straight through the window of a Luton Town fan.