It's even worse, apparently.
The combination of the Supermoon with the centenary of Tove Jansson's birth has led to the prophesied disaster known as "Supermoomin".
Halfway through the Charity Shield, we will become aware of alien, pale-faced, expressionless beings wandering around the place, living simple lives in northern climes; where they may have their challenges but will always be kept from real tragedy. However the seasons change, they always have a happy ending.
Man City fans, they're called. Oh save me from the clutches of Snufkin and the Snork Maiden!