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Thursday, 6 November 2014

The Diary of Russell Brand

8 am - Lie in bed, dreaming of world liberation and what it would look like.

9 am - Breakfast

9.30 - Feed the pigeons. Also feed the sparrows too. Gives me a sense of enormous wellbeing.

10 am - plot downfall of Capitalism

11 am - plan freedom of oppressed masses

12 noon - book signing

1pm - lunch

1 30 - Plan dismantling of corrupt system of Government

2 pm - ensure downfall of David Cameron

3 pm - Taxi to West End

4 pm - Demonstrate against oppression, exploitation, The Man, The Media.  Right on!

6 pm - TV interview to plug book

7 pm - Plot to destroy the control of the Media by big business

8 pm - Film Premier

11 pm - Put off world liberation until tomorrow

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