Obviously, I blame myself.
Though mostly I blame Ashley.
When we had our "spontaneous worship" Occasion this evening, I was very keen that all could - spontaneously and freely - contribute. Following Paul's words in 1 Corinthians, I encouraged people to bring a song, or a psalm, or a verse, or a word.
Ashley brought a Psalm.
In the end, we carried her outside and left her in the car park. It was the only way we could finish the service.