Being on sedatives makes UKIP member homophobic.
Being tired makes UKIP leader racist.
If they ever get in power it's going to be murder, isn't it?
Defence Minster gets flu, invades Holland
Chancellor takes paracetamol, bets Bank of England on a card game
Environment Secretary drinks double espresso, demolishes Bath
Home Secretary has a curry disagree with him, tells the Police to "arrest all the poor people."
Foreign Secretary takes antihistamine for airsickness, refuses to get out of plane on diplomatic mission because "there are foreigners out there".