All: Because it's Winter Solstice Day.
Archdruid: We huddle in a forlorn way
All: Because it's Winter Solstice Day
Archdruid: Although we're celebrating Yule
All: The rest of Winter could be cruel
Archdruid: Let's drink good beer, and not thin gruel
All: To keep the cold at bay.
Archdruid: As Hern the Hunter stalks the wood
All: The muntjacs' chances don't look good.
Archdruid: We shall eat game, and not prunes stewed.
All: It's too cold to dance in the nude.
Archdruid: And though the days are getting longer
All: The sun ain't getting any stronger.
Archdruid: To plant tomatoes - what could be wronger?
All: We'll go and gather wood.
Archdruid: It's bloomin' freezing. I'm back off to bed. Nature's death my left ear-hole.