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Monday, 29 December 2014

Not Tested on Animals

After having to deal with a small group of animal rights protesters outside the Beaker Bazaar this morning, I need to clarify something.

The Organic Sunrise range of bath products is suffering from typographical, not moral, problems. The "Shetland Bubble Bath" contains extracts of kelp. Not, as the label says, "kelpie". And the active ingredient in the "Brassica Refreshment Shower Gel" comes from cauli. Not "collie".

1 comment :

  1. Now you need to explain why Shetland ponies need a bubble bath.

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