Bad news. Didn't manage to sell a single pair of the special Solar dark glasses I got just after the 1999 Eclipse. Saved them up all those years thinking I'd make a killing this time round. And it's only a matter of time before the Tellytubbies logos look a bit dated.
Good news. Managed to sell them to the BBC. Apparently the senior management will use them to look at the bottom of Jeremy Clarkson without going blind.
This is seriously good news. Anyone who has to look up Mr Clarkson's bottom will need all the help that they can get :(
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