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Monday, 2 March 2015

Dr Seuss - A Birthday Psalm

I am Sam



Sam I am


I do not like that Sam I am.

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam I am.

I do not like them on a table
I do not like them in the Tower of Babel 

I do not like them in the dark
I do not like them in an ark

I do not like them in a crypt
I do not like them in Egypt

I do not like them when unaided
I do not like them with King David

I do not like them with an amoeba
I do not like them with Bathsheba

Not with a scapegoat, not with a ram
not with Goliath not with Abraham

I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam I Am.

Why don't you like green eggs and ham?

BECAUSE IT'S NOT KOSHER

1 comment :

  1. Our children didn't get the full humour of "Green Eggs and Ham" because we used to keep Araucana hens, which lay green eggs! (Green shells, I hasten to add - not the yolks, as illustrated in hte book.)

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