Fr Ted: So now, Fr Dougal - how was the milk float?
Fr D: Well, you know, Ted, I wouldn't want to claim to be like that Einstein feller. But the milk float was great. Handled well, good visibility. The only slight problem was its tendency to explode if you went under two miles an hour.
Fr T: Next week we'll be hearing from Fr Clarke and Fr Beeching, our "Priests on a moderately-priced mobile altar." But here's what happened when Mrs Doyle and I test drove Bishop Len's car while he was being chased around the island by rabbits.
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Mrs Doyle: So I've filled the car up with diesel.....
Fr T: Mrs Doyle, this is a petrol car....
Mrs Doyle: So will you have a cup of tea? It's nice and milky.
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Fr T: So, Fr Jack, how was your test drive of a Volvo?
Fr J: I love my brick!
Fr T: And can you advise us on the correct manoeuvre if you are driving past a convent and some of the people who live there come out?
Fr J: Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!
Fr T: I'd like to thank our guest star this week, Henry Sellers. But unfortunately he had a sherry, shouted that he was bigger than the BBC, and then kicked Bishop Len up the.....
Fr Jack: THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!!!!