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Monday, 20 April 2015

At the OMD "Song Title Workshop"

"Helen of Troy?"

"Done it."

"Joan of Arc?"

"Her too. "

"Her too?"

"Twice."

"Margaret Thatcher?"

"We'd  never play Liverpool again."

"Katie Hopkins?"

"Not really a sympathetic heroine."

"Audrey Hepburn?"

"Put her down as a strong maybe."

"Catherine the Great?"

"Too. Weird."

"Judi Dench?"

"Not tragic enough."

"Louise Brooks?"

"Again?"

"OK. Long shot.... Kerry Catona."

"You just hit electro pop gold, Mr McCluskey."

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