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Thursday, 30 April 2015

Glorious 1st May

A reminder that the season for Flying Spaghetti Monsters is now open until 31 August. Due to over-population, drones are legitimate, as well as blunderbusses and half-bricks.

Morris Men are, however, a protected species. They may be more boring than atheists, but they're kinder on the environment.

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  1. Let me know what you want done about Marston. Beltane's my busy season.Just got back from Rome, where my plans for combatting global warming had a receptive audience.

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    1. It's tricky. On human rights grounds he ought to be brought back to life.

      But with a pump fitted, installed in the duck pond, he makes... Well, I won't say he makes a lovely fountain, but he does make a fountain.

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  2. Whenever somebody mentions morris dancing, I make a mental salute to the great Bill Tidy, he who gave the world The Cloggies. Floreant in aeterna, Stan and Neville!

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    1. Ah, Cloggies; Yes.

      Initially I thought you said "Cleggies". Very discomforting.

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