I realise that, if you have been paying any attention to what old Russy-Wussy says over the last couple of Gaiaphical rotations of the solar orblet, you won't have wasted your time registering to vote. Because I previously told you voting is a waste of time.
And thusly, if you have been listening to me all along, you will be frustrated. For my previous advice that voting is a bad thing, now it is too late to register to vote, has made my advice to vote Labour both null and voidy-woidy. Thus proving that you shouldn't listen to bearded lotharios whose egos have their own gravitational fields.
|I can put a suit on to please the capitalist complex, |
if I'm getting paid.
But think. I may be a prat, but I'm a prat with good hair.
I bet that Steve Coogan has registered to vote. He's a grown-up.
Russell Brand Arthur Premier by Eva Rinaldi from Sydney Australia - Russell Brand Arthur PremierUploaded by Kafuffle. Licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0 via Wikimedia Commons