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Thursday, 28 May 2015

Definitely Not My Fault

I would like to respond to people calling for me to step down as Archdruid, in the light of the arrest of a number of druids on accusations of "cash for tea lights".

Yes, it is very easy for people to point fingers. Just because I run the organisation, and have personal management responsibility for all the people arrested, people are somehow suggesting that I should have some idea of the level of wrongdoing.

I would like to stress that, in a long line of management and politicians the world over, merely being in charge and controlling everything that happens does not mean that I had any involvement with the wrongdoings in the Beaker Folk - an organisation which I have barely heard of. And based on the way, yesterday, that I forgot the name of the popular musical that contains "You'll never walk alone" while watching "Pointless" - I am almost certainly senile. There's no way I should be held to account for anything. Though I'm sure I'll be fine to carry on running the organisation.

4 comments :

  1. I hadn't considered that you were like Mr Blatter. But now you raise the subect, your use of Human slavery to run your business is against Wlliam Wilberforce.

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  2. Now I was thinking of Ernest Saunders, who made a unique and miraculous recovery from Alzheimers Disease - after he had been released from prison on compassionate grounds.

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  3. Have you sought the unconditional approval of Mr Putin and claimed it is an American tea light conspiracy on the part of the Tea Light Party?

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  4. Since you were behind the Occupy movement and have been a prime mover in the sub-prime scandal and had a hand in the Libor and Forex Scandals, something must be your fault - perhaps being caught?

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