Monday, 26 October 2015

All-day Breakfast in Bed

Poor Burton Dasset. He signed up to an Ashley Madison account on a TalkTalk phone.

The woman who phoned him up to say she fancied an affair cleaned out his bank account. And before she did that, he took her on a date where he ate an all-day breakfast.

Now his details have been published online, including a photograph of a sausage that clearly couldn't be cured. Why do people have to take photos of their dinner?

I tell you, if Burton were married or had had more than 70p in his current account, he'd be in real trouble.

1 comment :

  1. That's a triple whammy, then. According to the World Health Organization, sausages could be carcinogenic. There's no cure.....


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