Poor Burton Dasset. He signed up to an Ashley Madison account on a TalkTalk phone.
The woman who phoned him up to say she fancied an affair cleaned out his bank account. And before she did that, he took her on a date where he ate an all-day breakfast.
Now his details have been published online, including a photograph of a sausage that clearly couldn't be cured. Why do people have to take photos of their dinner?
I tell you, if Burton were married or had had more than 70p in his current account, he'd be in real trouble.