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Saturday, 3 October 2015

Who will Jose Mourinho blame this time?

  1. Arsene Wenger
  2. The referee
  3. The bloke who marks the white lines out
  4. Sepp Blatter
  5. Kevin McCloud
  6. The guy works down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis
  7. Ronaldo
  8. Richard Dawkins
  9. Branislav Ivanović
  10. David Moyes
  11. The FA
  12. The Fourth Official
  13. Dr. Carneiro
  14. Boris Johnson
  15. The media
  16. Jan Vertonghen
  17. Sunshine
  18. Star players
  19. Title rivals
  20. Jeremy Corbyn
  21. Ridiculous mistakes
  22. The pitch
  23. The ghost of Dick Turpin
  24. Luis Garcia
  25. God
  26. The moonlight
  27. The assistant referee
  28. The bloke who puts the goals up
  29. Rafa Benitez
  30. Parents
  31. John Terry
  32. Women everywhere
  33. The good times
  34. John Motson
  35. An impossible save
  36. UEFA
  37. Tiredness
  38. Vicente del Bosque
  39. John of Gaunt
  40. West Ham
  41. All the girls he used to know
  42. The boogie
  43. Agents
  44. The physio
  45. Old Father Thames
  46. George Best
  47. Rats
  48. The defence
  49. The weather
  50. Jose Mourinho? How did that happen?

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