** Warning - people who are arses may find the following disturbing **
Archdruid: You scumbag, you maggot.
All: You cheap lousy faggot.
Archdruid: Happy Christmas, your arse - I pray God it's our last.
All: Are you sure about that?
All: Bit offensive?
Archdruid: Offensive to whom?
All: Are you being offensive to people who are arses?
All: People who are arses are people too.
Archdruid: Wasn't it bad enough when we worried about people who are maggots?
All: This is Dave Cameron's Britain.....
Archdruid: But I didn't even say the person concerned was an arse. It was more of a Royle-Family type of expression...
All: Can't be too careful.
Archdruid: OK. We would like to apologise to any people who are arses who were offended by the making of this liturgy....