A "scientific" survey (I put the word in scare quotes, as otherwise you might think I take it seriously) has indicated that people of lesser intelligence are more convinced by fake profundity, the paranormal, pseudo-science and utter dri***.
Well, all I can say is, those that go often to the well are actualising their bucket's essential jerboa.
That'll be 40 quid. No cheques. I weren't born yesterday.