Phil Daniels: 'Ere! We gonna driw an 'ole fru this waw or wot?
Ray Winstone: 'Ere, Phil - you sure we'we old enough ta do this job, Geezer?
Phil Daniels: No' really, Ray, but they needed some Cockerney Geezers. An' Bob 'Oskins ain't wiv us no more.
Ray: Phil! I can't ge' darn the tarnel!
Phil: Wot? You put yer 'ip art agen?
Ray: Nah. I've just bin so Cockerney I've dislercated me jaw.
Phil: Del - can you 'elp?
Del Boy: Nah, my sarn. I put Uncwe Awber' on lookart - an' 'e fell asleep!
Ray: Jellied eel, anyone?
Perhaps it should be put out in the BBC 4 Saturday evening subtitled crime slot?
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