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Monday, 1 February 2016

José Enrique Accepts Job as Druid

Enrique wonders where the ball is.
Again
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I'm pleased to announce a piece of last-minute transfer deadline news of my own.

José Enrique has agreed to take on the role of Deputy Druid (self-supporting). José will be a key part in our mission to the Cave Folk of Altamira, and to PlayStation addicts.

Some of you may be aware that José is a professional football player. However we do not expect this materially to affect his role with us. In fact he says he'll probably just join up with us on his way back from West Ham next week.


2 comments :

  1. Is he going to be left back in the Moot House?

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  2. We aren't expecting him to get off the bench much.

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