I hear that Eurovision are starting a new theological competition. Basically, they're after the continent's most radical liberal theologian.
They're calling it... Oh yeah, gave that away in the title, didn't I?
Give us a clue.
Would that be in or out of Europe?
European bell ringing competition? (Dutch disqualified, because they didn't get what "A Bong for Europe" was about)
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