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Tuesday, 10 May 2016

Depth of Sleep By Length of Church Committee

We answer the questions you're all asking.

Like - just how deeply do people go to sleep during the average, non-violent church committee?

Some said it couldn't be measured. That you shouldn't interfere in these dark, sacred mysteries.

Whereas we snuck into a local Anglican Church Hall when the entire PCC was asleep. And this is what we discovered.




2 comments :

  1. Would be interested to see corresponding graph for Deanery Synod, a.k.a. "a group of Anglicans waiting to go home".

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  2. My beloved grandfather said that if all the people who slept in church sermons were laid end to end ... they would be a lot more comfortable.

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