Joey Boswell: Greetings!
All: And Greetings to you.
Archdruid: I am a middle-aged woman in search of adventure. My life is dull, and yet opportunities abound. I am not married to a dentist, and my one son is married with a child and does not block the driveway with a car so we have to do an amusing "getting off the drive" dance. When will a tall dark stranger appear mysteriously to bring glamour and excitement into my life?
R Lucien: I'm worried about me rabbits.
Archdruid: I wasn't really thinking about you, R Lucien,
R Carol: R Lucien isn't really a candidate. He's really only interested in his rabbits.
A tea light is lit for the soothing of R Lucien's concerns about his rabbits
Mrs Boswell: I'm confused. Am I Mrs Boswell from the Liver Birds or Mrs Boswell from Bread?
Freddy Boswell: I'm not sure. Have you met Lilo Lil?
Mrs Boswell: SHE IS A TART!!!
Freddy: Then you're Mrs Boswell from Bread.
The Offertory Chicken is passed around
|The Offertory Chicken|
Archdruid: You dancin'?
All: You askin'?
Archdruid: I'm askin'.
All: We think it's a bit unseemly in Church really.
Sandra: Do you think I'll ever get married?
Archdruid: One thing we can say is that Carla Lane would never have killed Harambe the Gorilla.
Ken Livingstone: No. That was Hitler.
Grandad Boswell: Where's me Pudding!