Burton Dasset staggers into the Moot Meeting, an hour late.
All: Where've you been Burton?
Burton: Train late due to signal failures.
All: Couldn't you have left earlier?
Burton: Not really. We're sorting out the end of month...
Archdruid: We haven't received your Treasurer's report, Burton.
Burton: No. I was going to do it on the HST this morning. But then a road fell on the line at Barrow on Soar - wherever that is - so I had to get the Thameslink and they don't have WiFi....
Archdruid: Do they not have WiFi in London?
Burton: You know how I mentioned the end of month....
All: What about coming home Burton?
Burton: We were all standing up. It's really hard to write a report when you're standing up.
All: That's the trouble with Burton. No dedication.