Archdruid: Things are so bad, aren't they?
All: I've signed a petition.
Archdruid: Would you do things like that?
All: Nope. I've signed a petition.
Archdruid: And that is shocking.
All: Yep. But we've shared a post by George Takei.
Archdruid: Thank goodness. We're the good guys then?
All: Yep. It's just all the rest.